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"Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he’s done all right for himself."

- John Green (via feellng)
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sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

When I die I want my body in to be burned and the ashes sent into space

(via whyyesiamthequeenofhell)

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asbehsam:

asbehsam:

SIGNAL BOOST, EVERYONE:

Save Satinah Ahmad from execution in Saudi Arabia

When Satinah’s employer tried to smash her head into a wall after months of alleged abuse, Satinah defended herself with a rolling pin.

The 41 year-old foreign domestic worker now faces execution in Saudi Arabia as early as tomorrow.

Call on the King of Saudi Arabia to spare Satinah’s life> http://ow.ly/vjJvQ

It takes one minute guys. JUST ONE MINUTE.

ONLY 1.510 OUT OF 50.000 IS LEFT, COME ON GUYS!

(via white-wolf-writer)

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disneyineveryway:

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I think Elsa wakes up at night, dreaming of her parents and how she could have saved them - if only she had known….

WHY WOULD YOU POINT THIS OUT!?

I am sorry. :/ These things come to my mind and I cannot stop them!

Thanks satan…

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So I asked my boi what it was like to date a typical white girl as a joke cause he was teasing me….. He comes back with all this…. I’m going to fall in love with this kid!!!

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methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

I am the doctor then
And all of his companions
All at once
Shit

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sometimesyoureyoung:

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the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

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zogwargqueen:

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folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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a modern love story

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kinzaibatsu91:

Ahh finally finish it. Request/Suggestion by baku-babe
Sorry if it’s not about the momma’s boy theme you want.

Holy I forgot to add 1 more pic considering its 7am here and haven’t gone to sleep.

(via one-geek-to-rule-them-all)

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